Friday, October 27, 2006

Spoilt Little Rich Boys?

Are footballers really the avaricious, spoiled mercenaries we make them out to be?
Aren’t they, when all’s said and done, simply the most visible of our generation’s self-made men? We all admire an entrepreneur; someone born with a skill who has worked hard to earn themselves the kind of life they wanted.

When it’s a footballer, it’s different, apparently. All they do is play a game. A triviality enjoyed by thousands every weekend. Most would kill to do something we love for a living, let alone such an overblown living as our Premiership stars make. Never mind that they too were born with a skill that they’ve worked and trained their entire lives to hone into the skill they show now. Never mind that; it’s only a game.

Football isn’t the only industry to pay young people a lot, of course. Yet we don’t hear shouts to cap the earnings of talented young city traders; and we surely don’t doubt that just as many of them are obnoxious idiots. Hollywood actors, despite many being visibly unhinged , don’t bring the murmurs of discontent that footballers do. We seem to prefer our footballers poor. That way they’re the working-class heroes of old, not the nouveau-riche upstarts whom the wealthy resent and the rest of us can’t relate to.

A salary cap may, of course, preserve young players work ethic; and also stop the dominance of superclubs like Chelsea luring all the big names in world football to their club with exorbitant wages.
It might well work, on both counts- but honestly, would Craig Bellamy be less likely to fight in nightclubs just because his wages are reduced? Would Keiron Dyer be any less inclined to urinate at a bar in a nightclub if he earned £10,000 a week less? Somehow I doubt it. Titus Bramble would have still demolished a garden wall in sleepy Newton Flotman this year- he might just not have been driving a BMW (with 6 passengers in high spirits en route to a nightclub he could have crashed a milk float). And if Chelsea weren’t allowed to pay Michael Ballack’s £130,000 a week, he’d have gone to Spain instead, with all the other stars we take for granted.

Wigan’s Chairman Dave Whelan is all in favour, citing salary cap successes in both codes of rugby- but they protect clubs from themselves, stopping teams being bankrupted by their own ambition in a fledgling professional game that generates only a fraction of football’s revenue.
And therein lies the point- football’s revenue is so massive, especially in the top flight, that they can afford it. They operate in a massively wealthy industry, and so, by default, the people working within it get paid more than those in other, less lucrative industries.

Players like Ashley Cole do sound ludicrously ungrateful and vain when they talk about “deserving” an extra £30,000 a week, especially in Cole’s case from a club who had nurtured him from childhood. But let’s be clear- Cole is not comparing himself to the “normal“ folks who watch him from the terraces every week. He is a footballer, with one shot at a short career, touted as the best in the world in his position. He’s comparing himself to other footballers living and working within the same bubble. He doesn’t believe himself to be several million times better than Dixie Dean or Stanley Matthews; yet our sporting elders are never happier than when pointing out that yesteryear’s heroes were dirt poor and ‘played for the love of football.’ But if offered riches in return for playing the game they loved, would they have said no? Footballers’ Wives wouldn’t work so well in a mid-terrace Barnsley miner’s cottage- and we’d all be the losers for that.

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Thursday, October 19, 2006

Heineken Cup Preview

This weekend sees the kick-off of Rugby Union's Heineken Cup, a chance to see all of Europe's best teams- and some others thrown in as ballast- scrap it out to be named Champions at the end of the year.

Encouragingly there are a number of British clubs capable of being right up there at the end, with some mouthwatering matches being played right from the first weekend.

Defending champions Munster launch their campaign on Sunday with a tough match against twice-champions Leicester Tigers, in what will inevitably and tiresomely be monickered the "Group of Death", also including top Welsh seeds Cardiff Blues and French outfit Bourgoin.
Munster come into this match after a poor defeat to Edinburgh where crucial fly-half Ronan O'Gara was injured and equally important second-row Paul O'Connell didn‘t make the start- both are expected to be fit to take on Leicester, but they have started the season shakily. Leicester should go into this feeling confident after a combative derby victory against Northampton; however with Munster's play being more effective than attractive and Leicester having beaten Northampton without scoring a try, it could be rather hard on the eye.

One promising much more in the aesthetic department is Gloucester's match with Celtic League Champions Leinster on Saturday. Gloucester's precocious all-English backs (with an average age of 23 and three 20-year-olds), who cut apart an impressive Worcester side last weekend, will be facing the likes of Brian O'Driscoll and Shane Horgan- if these backs can be given the supply they need, expect fireworks.

English champions Sale Sharks take on Neath-Swansea Ospreys, who will be fielding Gavin Henson (the permatanned, ludicrously-haired, shaven-legged boyfriend of Charlotte Church) in a team which has been chopped and changed a lot this season already. Sale have started strongly, despite losing to Leicester in this season‘s opener, but the prospect of seeing bearded French neanderthal-man Sebastian Chabal charging at the rather more groomed and metrosexual Henson provides the real intrigue in this match, which has genuine potential- Ospreys have had little trouble against English opposition this season, having beaten both Bath and Gloucester in the last three weeks.

The usually formidable French teams are having very difficult domestic seasons so far, and with the exception of league leaders Stade Francais, should provide opportunities for upset, particularly when they travel. Last year’s runners-up Biarritz are struggling, providing hope for Northampton who play them on Sunday and should be capable of success against the group’s other teams, Italian also-rans Overmach Parma and Scotland’s Borders.
The same goes for London Wasps, who should be encouraged by the poor form of Castres and Perpignan, both struggling to be mid-table in the French league, and should hope to dispose of Bennetton Treviso, another Italian side- one of three for the first time in the competition’s history.

All in all an interestingly mixed bag of matches and genuine reason to be optimistic for a number of our teams, as they start the long road to this season’s Twickenham final.

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